Learning MailChimp Formatting

Dear MailChimp,

You are amazing.

Your email subscription service is incredibly powerful. It's wonderful to be able to create a beautiful and functional email template for my blog. You make me laugh every time with your Sherlock jokes everytime I hit a missing page. You are sleek and lovely yourself. 

Yet you are complicated. Your merge tags are many, and real-life examples are few. I have avoided adjusting them until now because I have been intimidated. Your learning curve is broad, yes, but I know you are the best and I am grateful.

Thank you for your invaluable, free service. I'm indebted to you.